Travel Song

Sailed across the ocean on a big ship
When I got to the other side I really flipped
There were people there with big ox walking around in a field
I didn't know if they were up or down they didn'y know if I was real

Then I moved on to India and I saw some things I never saw before
There was an elephant walking around with red paint all over his body
And there were people following with blue paint all over there bodies
And they were dancing

I moved on to Italy where I saw some painting down there
There was one by Michaelanglo and he painted god
He was touching a human
Thought that I was being touched

And then I went to America and I met a girl down there
She was from New York and she had a funny accent
I thought I spoke English but then I heard something I never heard before
New York girl she was swearing at me saying keep away from me

I moved on to Mexico south of the boarder
Saw a mariachi band and they were playin in a bar
Some were drinking Coronas and Dos Equis too
They were singing La Bamba, Ba Ba Bamba, Ba Ba Bamba

Then I went down to Australia where some weird aboriginal flow
Was having a depression (lead)

I moved on to Cape Canaveral where they shot me into space
And I went to the moon up there and met the woman in the moon
She was very beautiful every thing a man could desire
And she offered me some cheesy kisses and sent me back to Earth

And then I went to Funkytown and met some folks down there
They were dancing up a storm until the dawn
And they had a funky beat and they didn't know how to stop their feet
All they could do was dance and make romance and boogie